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Berner Phone

Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with a ketchup bottle, how her asshole broke from stress, and all her fricked up relationships.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0

Mickey Flanagan is back

0:04.2

You want to go down the pub now as a man you've got to ask

0:06.9

You want to know how to fly? You've got to take a long run out

0:12.7

Most ambitious kid in our cars carry on you know what you want to drive a van

0:18.0

Bringing a brand new show to the O2 extra tickets released

0:25.4

On sale now at live nation dot code at UK

0:30.4

This is what I say about cocaine if I don't like it the nights ruined and if I do like it now I'm hooked on cocaine

0:38.5

My life's never been great when I was doing cocaine

0:41.0

So when you are with him were you guys partying hard? Yeah, he got me to do Molly the first time

0:46.0

Exissi the first time I choose 52 calm down like get tired isn't he tired 52 years on this planet sounds exhausting

0:54.8

I

0:59.0

Welcome

1:08.3

Good morning my little devils it might be the evening whatever it is good day to you

1:13.9

I'm your host Hannah burner and today I have a special guest. I'm with a woman who has had seven broken engagements

1:20.6

Three divorces

1:22.2

While we're all just waiting for a text back. She is busy. She's a comedian and podcast host of happily never after

1:30.0

Mer-a-meric hi, how are you today? I pronounce it right yes, it's well tomorrow. Meric but everyone's

1:35.2

God do it um wait, are you like Slovakian? I am

1:40.3

My entire life my parents thought we were Polish and then we had the 23 in me and they were like no

1:46.2

Eudyates and I was like that's the most Polish thing

1:50.0

You said it not me

1:52.3

I know it's like a New York thing but people love stupid Polish joke they I live in a very Polish area too

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