Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn't stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power of saying no to opportunities, how he's had 9 pilots dropped and cancelled, CBD oil, anxiety Tuesdays, dating with a daughter, his off center nipple, codependency, his crush on Gwen Stefani, his favorite quotes, and how he really feels about his daughter.
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| 0:00.0 | What is happening? I can look at your knee or your elbow and they would pull their dicks out. |
| 0:04.3 | But my knee is on my dick. |
| 0:05.7 | No, my dick, they're like, is that an STD? |
| 0:07.6 | And I would always like that. |
| 0:09.9 | It's out of my scope of practice to tell you if that's an STD or not. |
| 0:14.1 | As a human being, I know for sure it is. |
| 0:17.5 | So I would go to the doctor. I'm not saying I can't clinically treat that |
| 0:22.0 | because it's outright a fucking flare up. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm going to burn in the air. |
| 0:39.3 | What's up guys? I'm your host, Hannah Burner. |
| 0:42.0 | Today with a special guest who's been dodging me for weeks. |
| 0:45.7 | It's a mind game he plays. I know what he's doing. |
| 0:48.8 | Finally he came. I don't know what he got bored with the game. |
| 0:51.1 | I don't know what happened. Welcome, Chris, this is Efe now. |
| 0:53.6 | Hi, I was playing hard to get. |
| 0:56.0 | But the truth is, is every time we were going to come in, |
| 0:58.9 | my psoriasis was flaring up. |
| 1:00.9 | So I didn't want to be here with a psoriasis flare up. |
| 1:03.6 | So now I'm good to go. I'm psoriasis free. |
| 1:06.4 | How do you explain how you look right now then? |
| 1:08.1 | What I look like right now is a fucking straight white male. |
| 1:10.9 | The head of the patriarchy get used to it. |
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