Clayboy Mansion

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 6, 2024: Catching up with ESPN's Clay Matvick. Low stake conspiracy theories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about accidental vasectomies.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:19.0	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 93, Er.
0:25.0	Today is National Dentist Day.
0:28.0	Is this real life?
0:30.0	Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
0:32.0	The bathroom's full of boop and pee. Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
0:32.8	The bathroom's full of boop and pee,
0:34.8	and now you rub that on your teeth.
0:36.8	So brush my teeth.
0:37.8	My teeth, too, that's another one.
0:39.1	My teeth are all getting the yellow.
0:40.2	He told me to wear a brown necktie. And he told me I got a big bone loss.
0:45.0	I said, you too, my wife told me the same thing, you know?
0:47.0	I'm look, a tooth fairy.
0:48.0	I put a tooth fairy, I put a tooth sign in my pillow and she gave me $2.
0:51.0	Oh my, she must think that you are a very special little muffin.
0:54.8	Yeah, this is so...
0:56.4	Don't say t's Eric.
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