Manipulated by the Mayonnaise w/ Carl Tart : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
My Momma Told Me
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4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
Langston and David mess around with Carl Tart in this mini episode and talk cookout soda pop choices and the conspiracy around mayonnaise.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:17.8 | Dickie Limegoal. |
| 0:19.9 | I'm saying they've upped all the flavor profiles. I think they taste better than they ever did before. I've shifted to spin drift. Oh, because of the real juice? I think I... Grateful one. I had a bad experience with the grapefruit. Okay. Really? It was just nasty. I was like, this is not good. Yeah, yeah. And I never went back. |
| 0:38.4 | You've never gone back to find out what you like grapefruit juice, though? Not necessarily. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I like grapefruit juice. Yeah, I don't, it's not my, like, I'm more of a pineapple. Why did you do that? |
| 0:34.7 | Because that's what they had. |
| 0:35.7 | It might even been here as Spendrift. |
| 0:39.8 | And I was like, it's like too sour. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.3 | But I've been on the, the, the, olipops and poppies. The. I'm a big soda guy. And I had to, of course, we all eventually have to stop drinking. Yeah. But I, I'm like, oh, this is great. Also, they brought back slice. |
| 1:11.2 | It's just |
| 1:11.8 | what I mean. |
| 1:12.2 | My girl just went to |
| 1:13.0 | the mountains and got a bunch of slices. Slice is healthy slice. Yeah, they probiotic. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Slice got a cola, ginger ale. I like that slice kept a building this whole time. |
| 1:07.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.0 | Do you know what I mean? |
| 1:09.1 | Like, |
| 1:09.4 | we back, |
| 1:09.9 | man. |
| 1:11.3 | Slice never, |
| 1:12.3 | they never like disbanded the boys. kept a building this whole time. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, we back, man. |
| 1:31.1 | Slice never, they never like disbanded. |
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