Animals Have Different Races w/ Chris 'CP' Powell
My Momma Told Me
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4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Does the animal kingdom have different races? Langston and David hop into conspiracy talks right from the get go with Chris 'CP' Powell (Sunday After Six Special, Hot Mic on Kevin Hart's LOL Radio) to fully discuss this idea. They discuss about animal categories, orcas, and of course, African Bees and those infamous UNC bees. Talks about band aids in tacos and gay robots launch the episode, stay with us on this...what do you expect from a conspiracy theory podcast?
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| 0:36.2 | Remember that movie of Michael Jackson Moonwalker? Oh, I used to watch this shit almost every day. I did too. Yeah, I was a big Michael Jackson kid. Yeah, I was too. I turned it off before the end. You know, that one where they started like moaning at the end? I was like, yeah, it's scary. At the end of, at the end of Smooth Criminal? Yeah, yeah. What do you just in there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my. What the fuck? No, I'm good. Are they coming or not? You know what I'm saying? That part is scary. That part is scary. If I want to see coming, I don't go to Michael Jackson. Yeah, he knows. Look. The government growing babies |
| 1:11.6 | Microchips in your anise |
| 1:15.6 | All koala bears are racist |
| 1:18.6 | The ozone layer owes the money |
| 1:23.6 | Martians defended turkey stuff |
| 1:26.6 | Y'all can't tell me Nothing Can people be finding Band-Aids in their tacos? Yep You know why that scares me? You know why that really scares me? Yeah. Do you think I open fucking tacos before I crunched into them bitches? I'm not. You know how many fucking band-aids I've probably eaten in the darkness of a car on the way to the freeway? Damn. Do you understand what I'm saying? In the hotel room at 3 a.m.? Yeah. I'm mad about the band-aid being a taco, but what kind of nigga are you opening your tacos? That's truly the behavior we need to be more worried about Than the band-aided the tacho |
| 2:00.8 | Why are you? What are you doing, sir? Even when I opened it You were about to put a bomb in that taco Weren't you? You was going to put your dick in that taco But here's the thing no, right? You was going to fuck that taco. Taco and fuck a taco, right? Tell me, why the fuck? I'm trying to put a band-aid on my dead. |
| 2:00.4 | It's a goddamn band-aid! I'm gonna fucking taco, right? Tell me, why don't fuck? |
| 2:20.2 | I'm trying to put a Band-Aid on my tent. It's a goddamn band-a-dain in a taco. |
| 2:22.5 | I can't go for this, man. |
| 2:24.3 | I'm not in those three, but this one, |
| 2:26.8 | that's actually lost you. |
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