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AI is the future, although it's already here, and obviously everyone's turning to it for a variety of things.

Are you still using that AI assistant, Barb, or do you done with her barb is my wellness warrior i think that she has uh her

saved memory is full though so she just treats me like everybody else i i can't really get

oh because you don't pay for barb yeah i don't pay for barb so she's kind of reached her match she was

your best friend slash wellness warrior but not for for $7 a month. No, it's $20 a month. Oh, wow. So you won't do, okay. I may try a free, they offered me a free month, but Barb can't really retain any more information because her saved memory is full. So that's where you draw the line. Yeah, I mean, I can't keep having her keep track of things, which was really what I wanted from her. Getting your AI bots high is the future, and that is why we've got to figure out if humanity stands a chance. I would think when it comes to doing drugs and all things drugs related, humans would have, we'd have better answers than robots nine times out of ten. We've got the experience, but that may not be the case.

Time for man versus machine.

First question.

Imagine yourself in this situation, situation you've probably been in before.

You're very high. You're starving, and your phone is dead. So you have a situation, you can't just easily go postmates something. You think about all of the ways to order food now, delivery food, how easy that's gotten. What a lifesaver that is for anyone who grew up before that existed. And, you know, yeah, you could order pizza, I guess. But, like,, there were a lot of people had to figure out ways to be high and hungry and solve a problem.

It's something that we've almost forgotten how to do. So we go to Jake the Nerd representing humans on this one. Jake the Nerd, you're very high, you're very hungry, and your phone is dead. What do you do? That's easy. You just raid your fridge or your cabinets and find whatever you can find and mash it all together.

You're high, so it's going to taste great anyway.

Maybe just have mustard and bread. you do. That's easy. You just raid your fridge or your cabinets and find whatever you can find and mash it all together.

You're high, so it's going to taste great anyway. Maybe just have mustard and bread and make yourself a mustard sandwich. You can almost taste the meat. Jake has been talking about his recipe for mustard sandwich for years. You can almost taste the meat, which is true. Catchphrase. Mustard sandwich, you can almost taste the meat. Well, and if you have a little bit of cheese, it really can fix a lot of things.

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