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This is the world famous K-Rog. We start that giving process again for you right now at 8005201067, caller 20. Let's go. We got tickets for you, or at least a spot for you on a standby boarding list that could result in airline tickets and concert tickets as well. Tickets, tickets, tickets, the good kind, not the kind that you get on your car, when you're six seconds late to your meter. We're talking about international travel. this time New Zealand, and the band is deaf tones. It's all part of Kerox Mile High Club, and we're looking for you right now at 800-520-1067. It's Johnny's birthday, but we give you the gifts, and I'll get you on the standby boarding list coming up. Right now, call her 20. Give us a call. I'm Klein. That's Allie right there. There's Jake the nerd. What's up? DJ Omar Khan. Hello. Taking the calls in the back as we speak. Postmaster Johnny, producer Vanessa, and together we are Klein Ali's show. Shout out to Ginger Justin, who is monitoring the YouTube right now as we are streaming live there as well. And apparently people are tipping. I don't know why, but today, if it's Johnny's birthday or people are feeling extra generous, maybe they got one of them tax refunds, but people getting all tippy on the live YouTube right now, which you don't have to do. It's a free service we're providing for you, just like this radio show. Free? Spend your money on other things. Right. Don't spend it on us. We have a wish list, yes. We always do.

We do. We do take the money that gets tipped and we put it back into the show.

That's how we got the meta glasses.

That's right. And Jake wore those metaglasses when he went back into crispy cream yesterday. and here's a tease because the theory around here is that if you're just going to Krispy Kreme with any sort of a costume or just claim that there's some sort of something going on, they will give you a donut.

And this is what Jake said yesterday. because the theory around here is that if you're just going to Krispy Kreme with any sort of a costume or just claim that there's some sort of something going on, they will give you a donut.

And this is what Jake said yesterday.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm here for the free Gold Medal Monday donut.

So once again, that is a made-up promotion.

Jake went in there after the U.S. got the gold medal in men's and women's hockey, and the Olympics officially came to an end, and he went in there demanding his free gold medal Monday donut. And did he get it? We'll find out coming up a little bit later this hour on the show. And also we're going to bring Postmaster Johnny the birthday boy in here for a little Johnny doesn't know. That'll be happening in moments. But first, let's say good morning to caller 20, which puts us in Thousand Oaks. Is this Vince? Yes, this is Vince. You are the 20th caller. No freaking way. We don't joke about these things. We legally cannot.

And yeah, you're in Allie's neck of the wood.

So look for her self-pleasureing on the 101 near your house.

And congratulations.

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