Ryan's Roses, Meet Klein's Roses. Sex Roses. (FULL SHOW 2/23)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

We got your messages shaming Vanessa for her Box of Shame story on Friday, so let's be clear: Vanessa did not kill a dog & we love her. If you continue sending death threats, feel bad. Especially because you are sending them to a child. In other news, Ally somehow lost her phone in a shopping cart at Target and Klein walked into an adult store and confidently purchased the viral “Rose,” which backfired. Jake made his third attempt at getting a free donut at Krispy Kreme… and succeeded! Happy Super Saturday to all who celebrate. Postmaster Johnny failed his forced resolutions by not drinking every day like he was supposed to, so now we need listener punishment ideas. We get 'em to us! We spin the wheel tomorrow (his birthday). Plus, we break down the TikTok relationship “rules” everyone swears by: the 7-7-7 method, the 2-2-2 method, and the 5:1 magic ratio. Will any of them save your relationship?

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Are you ready?
0:33.5	Hello, Clarendalli, you little bitch.
0:36.8	Clarendon Allie, it's just okay.
0:40.9	Good morning, everybody.
0:42.8	The Klein and Allie show, that's what you are.
0:49.9	Unforgettable, that's what you are.
0:55.0	Whoa, sweet David steak, did you see that?
0:57.0	Leave a fine, Annie Show.
0:59.0	Let's get the still shouted.
1:01.0	The show started. The show started.
1:05.0	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:07.0	Three, two, one.
1:10.0	And here we go.
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