Man Planned, Palmetto Laughed: Thursday, March 14th, 2024

The Toast

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4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Love Is Blind Reunion Recap (22:55)
Olivia Munn diagnosed with breast cancer, reveals she underwent double mastectomy (Page Six) (41:14)
Travis Kelce attends Justin Timberlake's concert with Taylor Swift (Page Six) (45:37)
Jennifer Lopez cancels 7 tour dates without explanation after new album 'This Is Me...Now' flops (Page Six)(48:27)
Hoda Kotb spotted with mystery man after revealing she was set up by Jenna Bush Hager (Page Six) (57:19)

Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:00:42)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry

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Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and what is it Thursday?
0:08.0	No, it couldn't possibly be.
0:11.0	We did it Claudia.
0:12.0	All of our work has paid off and ushered us into the latter half of the week.
0:15.3	Give yourself a hat on the back.
0:17.3	Jackie, I almost like love Thursdays more than Fridays.
0:20.0	There's even more hope on the horizon and it is supposed to hit 70 degrees in New York.
0:27.0	Depression, I don't know.
0:29.0	That's beautiful.
0:30.0	Yeah, Thursday, there's a lot of promise, opportunity.
0:35.2	Especially when the weather's nice.
0:36.3	Like, I think people treat Thursdays, like really differently.
0:38.7	The best is ahead of us.
0:40.6	The best is yet to come.
0:43.0	So I have a lot to say this morning.
0:45.0	I'm feeling a lot of feelings.
0:48.0	Oh my God, okay, it's giving therapy.
0:51.0	By the way, could you guys die imagining Jackie in therapy?
0:54.3	I actually just saw such a funny tweet that made me want to go to therapy.
0:58.3	Let me tell you what it said.
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