FunnyD Deficient: Wednesday, March 13th, 2024
The Toast
Dear Media
4.4 • 30.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
- Paris Hilton blasts uncle Mauricio Umansky for speaking 'negatively' about her dad Rick to 'plug his lame show' (Page Six) (33:04)
- Actor Drake Bell Was Sexually Assaulted by Nickelodeon Dialogue Coach (PEOPLE) (41:43)
- Hoda Kotb planning third date with mystery man introduced to her by Jenna Bush hager (Page Six) (48:08)
- Former Little Mix Singer Perrie Edwards' Announces Debut Solo Album (Billboard) (55:16)
- Tom Sandoval accuses ex Ariana Madix of talking 'sh-t' about entire 'Pump Rules' cast in explosive trailer (Page Six) (1:01:08)
- Vanderpump Rules Recap (1:01:08)
The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. |
| 0:03.0 | millennials. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday |
| 0:06.0 | it is Hump Day. |
| 0:08.0 | That's right, so don't forget to hump someone who loves. |
| 0:10.0 | Speaking of somebody I love, it's my co-host, my reason to tear. It's Jax. |
| 0:16.0 | Reason de it tears. Is there a higher compliment in the land? |
| 0:20.0 | I wouldn't know because I actually don't know what reason to a tear translates to I just know it's like |
| 0:23.5 | reason for reason for being I mean I if the shoe fits in why I wake up in the morning |
| 0:31.9 | well the reason why I wake up in the morning these days is TRomeo, specifically this morning because one |
| 0:37.5 | Ben Safer celebrity left super early on a flight. |
| 0:40.1 | I'm alone with TRomeo for the next couple of days, like single parenting it, and I'm not looking |
| 0:46.8 | forward to it, especially the morning ones. Ben does it in the morning and like today I seriously |
| 0:50.7 | like was really unhappy. However, |
| 0:54.0 | yesterday was our first no accident day. |
| 0:57.0 | Put a one up on the board. |
| 0:59.0 | One day without accident. |
| 1:01.0 | I do think I have a better chance of having more accident |
| 1:04.7 | free days with Ben Suffer's celebrity being out of town and now that's not to say |
| 1:10.0 | that he's a neglectful parent or anything. |
| 1:12.6 | I just think I have a better chance of having more accident-free days with him gone, |
| 1:16.1 | because Ben just sort of like marches to the beat of his own schedule when there's like very |
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