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The Toast

Weenies for Ceasefire: Friday, March 15th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

  1. Meghan Markle goes back to pre-royal roots with new lifestyle brand American Riviera Orchard (Page Six) (22:41)
  2. Slimmed-down Oprah Winfrey reveals why she left WeightWatchers board after nearly 10 years (Page Six) (31:56)
  3. Kelly Clarkson sues ex-husband Brandon Blackstock a second time, claims he was an unlicensed talent agent (Page Six) (45:14)
  4. Instagram adds 'altered photo' warning to Kate Middleton's Mother's Day photo (Page Six) (53:35)
  5. Elizabeth Smart Marks 21st Anniversary of Kidnapping Rescue (PEOPLE)(57:11)


  • Queenie and Weenie of the Week (1:00:10)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

millennials.

0:04.0

Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday.

0:07.0

Oh my God, if you're watching on YouTube, you can see the smile on my face.

0:11.0

If you're listening as a podcast, you can hear the joy in my voice. It is Friday and it's not a lie. It's not a dream like we're going to wake up and it's actually Monday. You guys, it's fucking Friday. It's not a drill. We're not going to be like later in the show. Oh no. Oh we thought it was Friday.

0:27.0

I feel like we've never mistaken a Friday because that energy is unlike anything.

0:32.0

It's unmistakable. It's unmistakably Friday.

0:35.0

Welcome back to the toast everyone.

0:38.5

What a week?

0:39.4

It's been a great week, honestly, productive.

0:42.2

You know, it wasn't like the shortest week, it wasn productive, you know,

0:42.9

it wasn't like the shortest week,

0:44.2

it wasn't like the longest week,

0:45.7

it was just a week, and it was good,

0:47.8

it was good, and you know, it wasn't great, it was good,

0:49.8

what more could you ask for?

0:51.2

You really can't ask for anything more than what we had. Well that's true.

0:57.2

Classic. It was a good week. I think it was like our first full week not together.

1:01.5

So our first full remote week in a while.

1:03.4

Yeah. And that was hard, obviously. But we got through it together. All of us together, we're all in this together.

1:09.8

Some would say devastating. That we're not together.

1:13.9

But it's okay.

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