Mamma mia & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Get ready for some astounding confessions this week as Thomas, Mike, Freddy and Jim seek forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From a mum that dropped her children off to school and then emigrated to Canada with a car sales man who was 'hot a mustard', to a sitcom style electrical job in a funeral home, the prefect chid who was full of lies when it came to a fruit machine win and a grand theft gateaux —no tale is too outrageous. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including one just to wrong for Greatest Hits Radio that involves a Stag do!! and the team celebrate 1 Millions listens. Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too shocking to pardon?

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0:00.0	Hundreds of dull presentations are made every second. That's another hundred and another.
0:06.1	Dull, dull, dull. Oh, this radio ad is becoming dull too. If only Canva did radio ads,
0:13.4	then this ad would be designed to be engaging, exciting and full of creativity, just like
0:20.5	their gorgeous presentations. Oh, so visual documents and full of creativity, just like their gorgeous presentations, oh, so visual
0:23.4	documents and piece of cake videos. But they don't. Canva. Design Against Dull.
0:31.0	Simon Mayo's Confessions podcast. Thanks to Co-op Insurance. If you're a member, you'll always get their best price.
0:42.2	Step into our confessional. Confess all. We won't tell anyone. Just the entire nation.
0:48.9	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:53.2	What, wait, is this the podcast which has a million downloads?
0:57.1	A million?
0:58.2	I'm so glad.
0:59.5	What's the difference between a listen and a download?
1:01.8	You can listen to something without having to download it.
1:05.0	Oh, I see.
1:05.6	So you could be listening to it streamed.
1:09.0	Illegally, perhaps?
1:10.3	Yes, illegally. Wow. No, no, legally.
1:11.0	Wow.
1:12.1	A lot of illegal listens.
1:13.6	I like that.
1:14.4	You were still a podcast.
1:16.5	Yeah, yeah.
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