A very big house in the country & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From an escaped gorilla to a Iron Maiden t-shirt causing convulsions , a minesweeping local and a magnesium mishap —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

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0:00.0	Simon Mayo's Confessions podcast.
0:03.4	Thanks to Co-op Insurance.
0:05.3	Count on them for award-winning insurance you deserve.
0:11.8	Step into our confessional.
0:13.9	Confess all.
0:15.0	We won't tell anyone.
0:16.5	Just the entire nation.
0:18.6	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:25.7	Yeah, sounds impressive.
0:28.7	I asked for a fanfare, I had to provide it myself.
0:31.3	Yeah, you did.
0:32.1	I could have got my kazoo.
0:34.2	Yep, next week, maybe.
0:36.3	Anyway, welcome, it's another Confessions podcast.
0:38.7	That's what this is, the place where you come to judge other people, which, let's face it,
0:43.9	you do anyway, all the way through every single day, I judge you, I judge you, I judge you,
0:48.7	we do, don't we, yeah, I judge you on the way you look, I judge you on the way you sound,
0:52.4	I judge you on your clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:54.8	That's what we do.
0:56.0	Sister Suza's in the pub.
0:57.4	I am indeed.
0:58.1	Brother Matthew's in the gar.
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