I can hear your heartbeat& other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Brace yourselves for another batch of hilarious confessions as Becca, Tufty, Chaz and Carl Jim seek forgiveness from Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! From a school music prank, to stag do revenge, telephonic travesty with an adult personal virus and a medical mistake that will make your eyes water and cross your legs. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including one that is just too illegal for Greatest Hits Radio. Matt also confuses pickled eggs and chutney and a dog wees on some cheese. Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too shocking to pardon?

Transcript

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0:00.0	What if you could send a free chocolate bar in secret to someone special?
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1:00.9	This is Simon Mayo's Confessions with Co-op Insurance.
1:04.5	Your home is the centre of your world.
1:07.3	Rather like I am, I like to think, to this podcast.
1:10.4	Your home is the place where you unleash your inner chef, your shower singing medleys,
1:15.6	where your sofa is the place for tea time, TV and chats with the family.
1:19.8	Your home deserves co-op insurance provided by carefully selected partners.
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