We're going to be.

Uh, I go ahead.

Uh, I go, go on to this series already, and I have a few episodes deep into this series already, and I have a feeling it's going to keep going and going and going because there's just so much happening in every episode.

Welcome back to Secretly in Love.

If you haven't watched our first Secret in Love, Secretly in Love, you know what, I change it up every single time because technically I don't know what it is in Chinese.

So if you haven't watched our first two episodes on this, you need to go watch it because there's no way that I can even give you any sort of sufficient summary where you will understand the heart and soul of this show.

But I'm going to give you a

brief recap and premise. The premise of this Chinese dating reality show is secret and love.

So you bring together like what, four or five guys, four or five girls, and they all film

this secret before the show even starts filming. And sometimes the secret is lame. Sometimes the

secret is really devastating. Most of the time, like all the previous seasons before this season, the whole premise of the show is secret and love. So the whole plot of every show is, hey, you're going to find out my secret and we're dating. And then once you find out my secret, you're going to think differently of me. And then back and forth, and then they go watch the secret, and then they realize, oh, maybe we're not compatible because

of your secret. There's so much emphasis on the goddamn secret. Now, this season, no one cares about

these secrets. The real secret is, how are these people that have been cast on this dating reality

show out in the free world. How are they free civilians

in society? They need to be in a Looney Tune hospital. Someone needs to check them out. There's something

going on. So I'm just going to give you a recap of all the couplings. Okay. You've got PR Lily.

She is the very calm demure woman. She's like a little princess. Okay. I don't know how else to

describe her. She's so classy, eloquent. She seems really kind as well and very intelligent.

She minds her own business. And then you've got Chef American Barry. Chef Barry, you see Pierre

Lily. You're going to see Chef Barry. He doesn't care about anyone else but PR Lily. He barely

cares about the other guys. He's just like PR PR Lilly, that's all I care about. And he's anywhere if PR Lilly is. And PR Lilly is nowhere. Like they barely get screen time. Oh. They're a great couple. But there's so much drama in the show that like the producers are like you guys are great but we got to go like

we can't use our SD card storage like do you know how expensive these fucking SD cards are we got

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