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Welcome to part two of this insanely long Chinese drama that is like 32 episodes long.

If you haven't listened or seen video one, part one, you need to go watch that first because there's no way that I can describe what's about to happen.

This is a Chinese reality show called Secretly in Love where every single person comes with this explosive, not so explosive. It's like a mid-level diarrhea secret. It's not like hold the walls and be sweating in the bathroom type of secret. It's just like an okay secret. Or at least so far, don't quote me on that because I haven't finished like the last remaining episodes. So they come in with the secret and they all fall in love with each other. Or at least

that's the premise. They spend 10 days in this isolated villa going on dates with one another.

And it actually had the premise of a mediocre reality show. Everyone thought it was going to be

whatever, like just another show that people watch

when they're bored. However, the presence of two beings, you've got Zizi, she's an actress,

a Nepo baby actress, allegedly. Then you have Tian. Tien is just, no one knows. I think he's

unemployed, but he's just kind of like a pickup artist. Those are the two people

that decide that they're going to wreak havoc and ruin everybody's life on this show collectively,

together, the two of them. So in part one, we went over all the dates, all the couples that are

matched. And in part two, I'm just going to dive in. In part one, we talked about how the professor

and Zizi went on their god awful date. Well, this time, Tien and Bao Bao go on to a date because they were the last one's picked. So they just begrudgingly go on this date. Bow-Bow is actually really excited. And the whole date itself goes really well. They're flirting on the bridge. Like at one point she's trying to be more brave

because they've already liked each other a lot thus far. So she's standing on the left side of him

and she asks him, what do you think of the view on the left? And he's like, I don't really even want

to look. It's so beautiful. It takes my breath away. I can't even look to my left. They're also on a really high

bridge and he's really scared of heights little bitch. I'm so scared of heights by the way. Okay, I just hate him. He looks at her and she's like, I actually have something to ask you, can we just pause and talk here for a moment? And she's teasing him because he's like, I got to get off this bridge. So eventually they go into this little campsite where they're going to have lunch and he's going to grill fish and meet and they're going to eat together and they're just chit-chatting. And it's, I mean, they seem like if you just saw these parts of them flirting on their dates, you would think that they're falling in love. But this is he just doing his thing.

He's just doing the damn thing.

I mean, they just look so compatible.

They look like they're giggling and a gaggle and he's making sure.

So every girl that he's talking to only sees how good he is.

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