This is the fourth part of

Um, Aguaguar. This is the fourth part of Secretly in Love, the most unhinged Chinese

dating reality show that I think we've ever talked about, which is saying a lot because we've

seen some really unhinged shit go down. This is, I don't even know how to recap the previous

episode. If you haven't watched the first three episodes, you're not going to know who any of these people are.

I highly recommend you watch those.

But if you like chaos in your life and you're just like, you know what, I'm going to start here.

Let me quickly explain.

It's a TV show.

It's a reality show.

Dating.

They've got like four or five guys in a villa four or five girls in a villa

they're all going to date each other and shit starts going down in the last episode we left off at the

fact that bow bow called tian and zizi on their date and played this kind of bizarre joke where she was

like hey come look for me if you guys don't find me i'm going to be stranded left alone on this farm

and you guys are going to have a secret punishment now is she really going to be stranded even if this were like a real thing? No, the producers would not strand her. Tien and Zizi look for approximately five minutes. And then Zizi full on crashes out. She's like, how dare she disrespect me, embarrass me, morally kidnap me? She's going back to the villa gossiping with the other girls. Tien is going gossiping with the other guys. And then Zizi decides, you know what, Tien, you need to call Bao Bao. You need to sit her down and you need to tell her, we don't like you. You cross the line and I don't like you. So that's where we are. Babau walks into the living room. Tian is sitting on

this white couch like he is the king of this living room and she walks in like, hello, like what are we

doing here? And he's like, I just want to talk to you about something. Babel looks so confused. Did you

look at my secret? Because remember, that's the whole point of the show and like

partners can look at secrets. No, I didn't. Just sit down first. And he motions his head to one of the chairs.

And this is already pissing netizens off. Like I'm sorry. Do you, do you own this living room?

This is so bizarre to me. Even people are like, even if you came into my house and I'm your boss,

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