Making Eye Contact Might Be A Sex Crime

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Racist Dentist Holds A Press Conference 2:44.878 International Racism: China Edition 7:22.068 A Racist Incident That DOESN’T Involve White And Black People 8:46.325 Prostitution Pop From The Netherlands 12:52.757 Mom’s Vs. Video Gaming Children 19:04.549 Psycho Ex Girlfriend Voicemail 25:02.023 Support Distorted View! 28:36.637 Teachers Can Once Again Paddle Children 30:37.604 Looking At Someone Could Be A sex Crime 34:51.710 Like The Movie Face/Off But With Thumbs 39:17.073 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:32.261 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks! It's Friday, August 26th, 2022, coming up on the program today.
0:05.6	Finally, some racist content that doesn't involve white people.
0:09.6	Plus, Dutch prostitute, penis envy,
0:12.2	spaking other people's children is back on the table,
0:15.2	and how-making eye contact is now a sex crime.
0:18.7	All coming up today.
0:22.4	Distorted view daily.
0:24.5	Froudely presents
0:26.5	Newscaster Slippups.
0:28.6	And if you're making last-minute dinner plans,
0:30.9	you may have a hard time getting in some of the titties
0:34.0	and some of the city's top spots.
0:36.9	Last week, Titter Set, Twitter said guidelines were being updated due to confusion.
0:41.9	The company says any users who do eats content.
0:47.3	Excuse me.
0:52.4	Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio.
0:55.8	I feel remember last year, he was dealing with a bulging dick
0:58.8	disk issue, rather, in his lower back.
1:00.6	Joining us in our studio now is the leader of Scottish Labour.
1:04.3	Sorry, Qasey Dr.
1:06.0	A police department in California is taking an unusual approach
1:09.1	to catch porn pirates red-handed.
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