Sperming Up The Woketards

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Owning Woketards By Sperming Them Up 2:56.074 How Classified Government Documents Are Like Child Pr0n 8:18.697 Painful Head Waxing 11:40.864 A Gay Domestic Dispute Featuring A WWE Wrestler 13:10.577 Road Rage – Off Duty Cop Edition 18:57.736 Regular Features’s Ode To Scat! – Check Out The Podcast 23:30.716 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:43.775 Pranking Your Friend With A Cup Shoved In Their Ass 28:50.895 Sleep Slaughtering Your Own Penis 32:39.445 Gored By A Flaming Bull […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, August 24th, 2022, coming up on the program today,
0:05.0	Spring Your Liberty Gis on Woop Tarts Thighs. Plus, how classified government
0:10.3	documents are kind of like child-born, a WWE wrestler's gay domestic dispute,
0:15.2	and prank-raping your friend's asshole. I'll come up today.
0:21.7	It's time for another distorted view. Test of patience.
0:31.0	Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna. After the macaroni we'll have onions and pickles and pretzels,
0:42.5	and then we'll add some bar-fried ham.
0:46.7	Next verse, say this first, a baby accent.
0:50.5	Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna. After the macaroni we'll have onions and pickles and pretzels,
1:09.0	and then we'll have the more flying ham.
1:18.0	Next verse, say this the first, an old accent, a lot worse.
1:24.0	Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna. After the macaroni we'll have onions.
1:38.0	And pretzels, and then we'll add some bar-fried ham.
1:51.0	Next verse, say this the first, emotion accent, a lot worse.
1:57.0	Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna. After the macaroni we'll have onions and pickles and pretzels,
2:04.0	and then we'll add some bar-fried ham, ham, ham, ham, ham, ham.
2:12.0	Next verse, say this the first, a little accent, a lot worse.
2:18.0	Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and bologna.
2:24.0	After the macaroni we'll have onions and pickles and pretzels, and then we'll have some more fried ham.
2:39.0	Next verse, say this the first, a little accent, a lot worse.
2:43.0	I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it.
2:48.0	Stuff my fucking asshole. Stuff the fucking shit box.
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