Ancient Celtic Nipple Play

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🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:27:02.58 Short Show Due To Juneteenth! 00:03:04:10.51 Ancient Celtic Nipple Play / Bro on Bro Penis Worship 00:10:17:22.75 Interesting BJ Noises – New Gwaggle Gwaggle 00:12:58:20.66 Pink Coochie / Brown Booty Hole – Summer Jam 2023 00:15:39:24.15 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:16:35:11.00 Nude At Dollar General – Four Loko WAS Involved 00:21:45:20.62 Methed Up Hoarder’s Revenge Trash Collecting 00:28:22:10.39 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Monday, June 19th, 2023 coming up on the program today,
0:05.4	man-on-man Celtic tit play, plus how to wash the Klingons from your hairy
0:10.3	asshole. Just trying to get that Gucci stretched and a naked woman at the dollar general
0:15.5	flashed her gash to a bunch of kids. All this coming up today!
0:22.9	57-year-old Jean-Marille pleaded guilty to soliciting a minor for sex online,
0:28.0	but he didn't bring up Bigfoot since his attorney until just before sentencing in Stafford
0:32.2	County. That's when he revealed he'd been molested by a Bigfoot as a child in a New Hampshire
0:37.6	field. Hard to take him seriously? No, I take him very seriously because I know that Mr.
0:43.2	Moral has issues. You may not believe in Bigfoot's, but there are people who do.
0:48.1	I asked one of them today whether or not Marille could have even had a sighting of a sat-squatch
0:52.4	in New Hampshire. Matthew Moneymaker of the Bigfoot Field Research Organization tells me
0:57.3	there have been sightings in New Hampshire, but there has never been a report of physical contact
1:02.5	between a Bigfoot and a person. I've had a few that claimed abuse, but never by a mythical creature.
1:14.1	It's just a fun thing. I know what abortion smells like. Did you know abortion even had a smell?
1:20.6	Christian now fears his flatulence. I just want to say, how dare you?
1:26.5	Oh my goodness.
1:27.5	Yes!
1:28.5	Safe rakes Timothy James hadn't sent back here with you for a tiny little dose of distorted
1:34.1	view daily because today is a national holiday. Gotta be honest with you, this one snuck up on me.
1:41.3	As a matter of fact, earlier in the month I was looking at the calendar, thinking off,
1:46.3	fuck man, that June is one of those months where we don't get any days off. May, of course,
1:51.4	we have Memorial Day in July, we have Independence Day, June, nothing. Or so I thought I was very,
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