Make Christmas Great Again

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

We go over the best Christmas traditions that have been lost to history including pets gaining the ability to speak human languages at midnight on Christmas Eve, Icelandic trolls who have a thirst for bones, and a Christmas party king called “The Lord of Misrule” who can command all partygoers to get as drunk as he or she desires. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	What is up?
0:09.0	Welcome back to Softcore History.
0:12.0	I am your host for the week, Rob Fox. And I am joined, as always, by my two
0:20.8	co-hosts, Daniel Reg Regester who's choking on some meat
0:25.2	Yep. Yeah almost died trying to get back to his mic. Yeah, what happened a little jerky you're eating get a little stuck stuff? Yeah Yeah, the little jerky you're eating, get a little stuck in there.
0:34.0	Yeah.
0:35.0	I see, that's why I'm not a huge fan of that jerky we have in the studio.
0:38.1	I love that.
0:39.7	I think this is the better jerky that we have.
0:41.6	It's okay. I'm kind of out on jerky. He said that before. I'm Jake
0:46.0	Goldman by the way. He said that before. I didn't want to introduce. Yeah I know. I like to
0:49.8	introduce myself. Rob said that last time we were in the studio is like, oh I'm I'm out on jerky and I I'm Rob I'm more of a sausage
1:00.0	guy. Take that how you will, fans and listeners and audience members.
1:06.0	How dare you make such implications?
1:09.0	What?
1:10.0	I said take that how you will.
1:12.0	Implying things.
1:13.5	I was also trying not to, you know, chew into the microphone.
1:17.0	That's fair.
1:17.7	I did do that one episode with almonds.
1:20.4	And we got some negative feedback.
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