Did Socrates Even Lift?

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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New year, new you. We talk about the history of the most common resolution that generations of people fail each year: physical fitness. From Vikings lifting ship masts to Ancient Greek wrestlers fireman carrying full grown bulls up hills, exercising has always been a never ending journey to personal disappointment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	Happy New Year.
0:10.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in the soft core history.
0:14.0	I am your host Dan Regester
0:16.0	and I am joined
0:18.0	again by Ralph Fox.
0:22.0	Oh my God, 2021 was the worst year ever.
0:28.0	I swear if 2022 is just as bad, I am out.
0:34.0	I've already punted on 2022.
0:36.0	I'm looking forward to 2023.
0:38.0	2023.
0:39.0	Jordan, it's the Jordan year.
0:40.0	23, man.
0:41.0	Oh, my Jordan year.
0:42.0	You're Jordan year, bro, man. Oh, my Jordan year. You're Jordan year, bro.
0:44.1	Yeah, 22.
0:44.8	It's all about pettiness.
0:46.0	That's right.
0:46.4	It's carrying a chip on your shoulder.
0:48.0	And fuck them kids.
0:48.8	And just anybody that's ever wronged you?
0:51.5	I'm gonna wrong them. That right two wrongs do in fact make
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