Welcome to Soft Core History.

Welcome back to Soft Core History.

I'm your host, despite my current appearance, Dan Regester, I assure you, it is me.

And I am joined as always by the great Rob Fox.

Look at you, you twink, no beard. He's a little soy boy now. It appears that way. Yeah. Yeah.

What's going on? Yeah, I said this on another show. Your beard's already halfway back.

I know I shaved last night. Yeah, I got a little stubble right now. No, that's not a little stubble. That is fucking thick. It's not even. It's like past five o'clock shadow. Sand down wood with that. It's thick. It would be hard to headlock you. You could probably just

rub someone's inside arm raw. Didn't you remember when you had locked Gleason and he

he did that he did that. I still do you still have a scar? It's so tiny now but there's like a little mark here from where he was like

yeah his chin yeah because he's got the justice thick of fucking five o'clock shadow

listen I talked about this I like to change things up.

There's no rhyme or reason.

It's all impulse.

You said you were a jealousy or girlfriend because she gets to fuck like four different dudes?

What is it like, Fat Dan, Buff, and Beard, Clean Dan?

Twink Dan.

Twink Dan.

I can go Mustache Dan.

Yeah.

Maybe I go with a soul patch here and there.

Variety is spice of life, man.

You should have her shave her head and just buy a bunch of wigs.

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