Mailbag: How much trouble are West Ham really in?
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Look away now, West Ham fans - we’ve got to have a chat about how poor they’ve been this season, with the real threat of relegation looming over them. Rest assured that Marcus, Luke and Pete lay the lion’s share of the blame at the owners’ door after years of mismanagement.
Elsewhere in more positive corners of correspondence, we settle on this year’s best players - based solely on vibes - and round up some of our new year resolutions for football. Plus, fans pissing on the pitch and a listener stumbles into what turns out to be yet another Donnyganger.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody. |
| 0:01.2 | Welcome to the Football Rambled Mailbag. |
| 0:04.2 | West Ham United, New Year's resolutions and big vibes are the orders of the day. |
| 0:07.9 | It's Tuesday, 30s of December. |
| 0:09.1 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.8 | I'm Nick Moore. |
| 0:10.8 | And I'm Pete Donaldson, gosh darn it. |
| 0:26.3 | Hello everybody, it's New Year's Eve Eve. |
| 0:29.1 | It's the 30th of December, you see. |
| 0:31.6 | Remember, it's the mailbag. |
| 0:34.7 | You can ask us anything on this show. |
| 0:39.5 | I do mean anything, as the show will carry on, you will understand. |
| 0:42.4 | You're so pleased with yourself doing the New Year's Eve Eve joke. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah, you really, I liked how much you enjoyed it. |
| 0:48.5 | Because you gave us a little clarify at the end. |
| 0:50.3 | It's the third of the December, you see? |
| 0:50.7 | You see? |
| 0:52.3 | You see what I'm doing? |
| 0:52.9 | It works. |
| 0:54.5 | Slipping ever more closely to Alan Partridge |
| 0:55.3 | yeah |
| 0:55.7 | you're always |
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