Live from the Christmas Perineum
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.7 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Marcus, Luke and Pete slide gently into the Christmas perineum, with a barn-burning round of Barclays representing the nuts and Speller’s game of England player charades probably signifying the bum.
Across that round of barn-burning we saw Villa’s burgeoning title charge as Arsenal continue to splutter, Ryan Cherki keep the vibes pumping at the Etihad and Ruben Amorim finally change his formation: truly, a Christmas miracle.
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| 0:00.0 | It's tickety boo today, everybody. |
| 0:02.2 | Welcome to the Football Rumble. |
| 0:04.6 | Villa won again and Aberyn Blaineer Bloody Back 4. |
| 0:07.2 | It's Monday 29th of December. |
| 0:08.6 | I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:09.4 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:10.3 | And I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:25.0 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:28.0 | Welcome to the Christmas Peridium. |
| 0:28.7 | Yes. |
| 0:31.4 | We're in between the day... Cock and the balls, not the balls on the arsehole. |
| 0:33.1 | Yeah, which one's which. |
| 0:35.2 | You've asked me that before. |
| 0:37.2 | Put the light on. There was a man on a Facebook group I'm a member of who was claiming that he was the inventor of the Christmas perineum and he was basically making it clear that he wanted some kind of restitution. He wanted some cash. First person I've heard to say that was Jim Campbell. Yeah, there you go. So I'll give him the credit. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Mind you, he wanted some cash. First person I've ever heard, say, that was Jim Campbell. |
| 1:10.8 | Yeah, there you go. So I'll give him the credit. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Mind you, he's not here, though, so maybe we could just claim it for ourselves. Christmas is the testes, I think. Yeah. Yeah, New Year's the asshole. Yeah, definitely. He was too old, isn't it? Yeah. Out with the unwanted? No, you basically, |
| 1:12.3 | Christmas is the balls. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. And you get to New Year's Eve, |
| 1:14.3 | you flick the... Out with the unwanted? No, you basically, Christmas is the balls. |
| 1:12.8 | And you get to New Year's Eve, you flick the Hoot and Annie on, and you say, asshole. |
| 1:17.2 | Right. |
| 1:18.1 | What's wrong with Jules Holland? |
| 1:20.0 | Do your impression. |
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