Made for Morning TV with Sam Morril
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is in the NYC studio with comedian Sam Morril. Sam is currently touring the US with his own “Errors Tour”. Heather and Sam get into life on the road as touring comics. Sam has chosen to ride on a sleeper bus and eat halal, but just like Heather has back issues and also loves a steakhouse and a martini.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.8 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:19.5 | Talking about health and wellness, Sam, how are you? |
| 0:26.3 | I'm all right, actually. |
| 0:27.5 | How about you? |
| 0:28.0 | I'm great, but you had a halal last night at 11 p.m. |
| 0:30.6 | I've made bad decisions this week. |
| 0:32.5 | Same. |
| 0:33.1 | You've really been getting drink? |
| 0:34.6 | I have drank every single night. |
| 0:36.8 | I have had, and then, you know, I've been doing, I have drank every single night. I have had. |
| 0:37.7 | And then, you know, I've been doing the morning hours, so I'm having a white wine at like noon. |
| 0:41.1 | And then on top of that, I'm eating bacon, egg, and cheeses on my way to work at 6 a.m. |
| 0:45.6 | It's disgusting. |
| 0:46.4 | I'm a shell of a human. |
| 0:47.2 | I can't start my day with, with that. |
| 0:49.4 | I need something lighter these my body is rejecting stuff by the way this is just like this is the jewiest opening to |
| 0:56.2 | a I'm like my body can't uh body can't handle no I had I had I had a halal last night I'm like maybe |
| 1:01.2 | that's how they're trying to get us you know I'm like what the hell but you know yeah guys so |
| 1:05.9 | drunk a few nights ago yeah you know we have the drinking pot and then started having tequila on that. |
| 1:12.1 | Then I had a dinner with someone, had a couple martinis, ended up at the cellar, |
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