Love, Sex, and Murder feat. Comedian Andrew Schulz

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 29.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

We got one of our favorite comedians, the inimitable and uncensored Andrew Schulz, to sit down with us, spill about his relationship (which he rarely does), and debate why women love murder. We also chat about DM slides, why men are getting better at pleasing women, butt stuff, double standards of plastic surgery, the current state/future of comedy, and more. Plus, Rayna shares her latest (and proven) pickup line, while Ashley is still in the thick of wedding season. We hope you enjoy! Follow Andrew on Instagram @AndrewSchulz and check his website for videos, tour dates, and more. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merch. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Feals: Become a member at feals.com/gge and get 50% off your first order + free shipping. Figs: Take 15% off your first order at wearfigs.com with code GGE. OpenFit: Get a special extended 30-day free trial membership when you text GGE to 303030. Lola: Get 30% off your first month's subscription at mylola.com, code GGE30. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You have your own job, you're making your own money, you have your own apartment.
0:02.5	I better come through with some fucking dick, right?
0:06.1	Like, you're gonna say like, because I'm not giving you shelter, I'm not giving you food,
0:10.3	you got it all, right?
0:11.3	I better be charming and dick-in, right?
0:15.3	The same thing.
0:31.2	Hi guys.
0:32.2	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.
0:34.4	Welcome back.
0:35.4	Do you want to give a weather report?
0:37.2	The weather?
0:38.2	It is raining.
0:39.2	It is cold and raining.
0:41.4	My favorite type of weather to be indoors.
0:44.1	How was you guys know what the weather was like last week if it wasn't for us?
0:47.5	I saw a guy in his assistant pet peeves rain and I was like, that's my guy.
0:51.6	That's so funny to me.
0:53.1	You don't really get under my skin, rain.
0:55.7	It's got a great episode today.
0:58.9	We're recording this after recording with him.
1:02.9	We are, it's me, Sandra Scholls, Ashley, I feel like you're choking back smiles and
1:07.1	laughter.
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