Mastering the Apps

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

What profile pics should I use? How do I craft the perfect opening line? Is it normal to hate my life every time I start swiping? We're answering these questions and deep diving on everything dating apps -- profile pics, bios, opening lines, first dates, and even when to say Boy Bye and move on from a match. AND we're reading the best and worst pickup lines you've gotten on the apps. We're also catching up on Rayna's thriving social life and Ashley's recent wedding (complete with wedding speech tips). Hope you enjoy!

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0:00.0	That would piss me off if some guy had some insanely hilarious,
0:03.6	dark, sarcastic profile and if he wasn't like that in real life, I'd be like, who wrote this?
0:06.8	I'd be fucking pissed!
0:08.8	Hi guys!
0:24.8	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat!
0:27.2	Welcome back! It's our anniversary!
0:28.8	Happy anniversary to us!
0:30.8	Two years, two years ago we met.
0:32.8	We'll tell you about it in a minute.
0:33.8	We'll tell you guys about it.
0:34.8	I've been here for four and a half hours.
0:36.8	I rushed over here too.
0:38.8	I was gonna go to yoga at 5.30.
0:40.8	It is 6.30 so it's definitely not going to yoga.
0:42.8	Literally at all.
0:44.8	Literally at all.
0:46.8	I'm ready for another meal.
0:48.8	I paused Euphoria which I recently got into.
0:50.8	Okay.
0:52.8	After we did last week's like recommending documentaries and shows to people,
0:56.8	people flooded my inbox with new shows to watch.
0:58.8	Please don't do it.
	...

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