So they're like, are you a model?

You should be.

Yeah.

You should.

Trust me.

I'm a model.

Don't worry about it.

We're all models and DJs.

Dear Shandy.

Welcome to your first ever dear Shandy Love Island recap listeners.

Oh, Andy.

Andy's doing breathing exercises.

Are you meditating on Love Island?

You know, I never feel like thinking about breathing, but then it always pays off.

Hey.

Hey.

How's it going? Fancy meeting you here. Yeah, what's going on? What are we doing? We are recapping a show that we have talked about recapping for so long. And finally, this is the year. Are you not happy about it? I have many emotions. You know, I got to say, we were, we were both clutching our pearls so hard and we continue

to clutch our pearls. But now that I know that I get to clutch my pearls in this capacity and it's

somehow like acceptable, I kind of enjoy the clutching of the pearls. Like I'm like, I see, I'm like,

oh, a game is coming. Oh, I see that it's like a lingerie themed giant bed game. I'm like, oh, prepare the pearls. Like I'm like, I see, I'm like, oh, a game is coming. Oh, I see that it's like a

lingerie themed giant bed game. I'm like, oh, prepare the pearls. So it's like a roller coaster. It's like you really don't enjoy it, but it's so scary that you get off on the thrill. Yeah, sure. And also the fact that it's like somehow acceptable. Like, I feel watching it, I shouldn't be watching this. I'm like, how is this something? No one should be watching this.

Yes. Nor should it be films. No. But because everyone else, it's like enabled by the masses, by millions upon millions of people. And so I'm like, okay, well, you know, I'm just, I'm just here. Yeah, you're just a victim.

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