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Anything Better?
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Everyone went 2-2 and Paul took a beating in the afternoon games. They talk world series, and the serial killer rehabilitation trend.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show, |
| 0:10.1 | NFL edition going into week number nine with your host, me, Paul Verzi over here. |
| 0:16.7 | We got Bill Burr over there. |
| 0:18.4 | You know we have the snake on the injury report. |
| 0:25.7 | And, of course, the Greek freak, Andrew Themless out there in Beverly Hills. |
| 0:26.7 | You know something? |
| 0:34.5 | I thought, Bill, I thought I was going into the four o'clock's two and oh, feeling good about myself. |
| 0:56.6 | And the two teams that won were the favorites I picked. So now I'm going, oh, my two late games are dogs. I'm getting, Paulie's getting some points. And then, you're going to get one, you're going to get one victory. I'm going, that's exactly my thought process. I'm like, I'm going three and one at a minimum. Then the Cowboys pick off the Broncos and I'm like, Paulie may go four and oh. And no, I went, I ended up going two and two. I was ready to go. Oh, I'm back in this thing. I went two and two. |
| 1:02.0 | The whole show went two and two. Okay, because the Cowboys stink. It's the first time I picked |
| 1:07.1 | them and they stink. The Cowboys stink. All right. They just do. And, |
| 1:12.2 | you know, what can you do? So I went two and two. You went two and two. But dude, you're, |
| 1:17.8 | you've been, you've been 500 or better for the last, I think, five weeks, Bill. I know, Paul. |
| 1:23.6 | And I got to tell you, as you've been, like, struggling to find your footing, |
| 1:30.4 | anybody and everybody can get it in the NFL. |
| 1:33.5 | You have not sent me, you have never sent me so many. |
| 1:34.5 | This guy stinks. |
| 1:35.6 | This team stinks. |
| 1:37.7 | This coach is fucking terrible. |
| 1:39.3 | What are they doing? |
| 1:41.0 | I mean, it has been. |
| 1:43.2 | You're right. |
| 1:44.8 | You're right about that Usually I'm like |
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