Loser Line (9/1/25)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey girl, what's up with you? |
| 0:02.3 | Wait a minute, is this the right number? |
| 0:04.0 | It's the loser line. |
| 0:06.0 | Come on, just call me back. |
| 0:08.0 | If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. |
| 0:11.0 | Let's say someone approaches you while you out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. |
| 0:16.0 | Hi, excuse me. |
| 0:19.0 | Can't hear you? Hello? |
| 0:20.0 | Can you hear me? Yeah? Can you hear me? |
| 0:21.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.5 | Do you work at Little Caesars? |
| 0:24.3 | Why am I leaning closer to the microphone? |
| 0:26.1 | I only say that because you look hot and ready. |
| 0:29.5 | Ah! |
| 0:31.6 | I actually liked it. |
| 0:33.1 | Pizza, pizza, baby. |
| 0:34.4 | Yeah, give me your crazy sticks. |
| 0:36.2 | I like it. |
| 0:36.8 | Take that booty to go, please. Okay. Whatever you do, resist a urge to spray that man down with an extra large bottle of nerd repellent. Instead, give him the number to the loser lines. Hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one. Next message. Hey, Katie. This is my... We met in line at the TSA. The other day, you were working, and I had a bunch of... It was change in my pockets. I actually did that on purpose, because I was hoping that maybe you'd be the one patting me down, but I guess there's this nonsense. Boys on Boys only rule there. |
| 1:11.7 | Anyway, I was thinking maybe I could come by some time, |
| 1:16.0 | maybe get a cheap plane ticket, not really to go anywhere, |
| 1:20.0 | but just a few, and we could get some lunch, |
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