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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday. Hope everybody's having a Thargealicious Thursday. And speaking of somebody, Thargy, it's Jackie. Jaqui. Hi, Koji. Why are you looking at me like that? I don't know.

I don't like podcasting with you in person.

You're always looking at me. We could move away from each other. Well, maybe for tomorrow because our frames are set. Smile. Like, there's two chairs on the outside. Maybe we need to go farther. We need some distance. Like, you're seriously looking into my ass. Like you're-

Hey, Cargy.

You're good at making eye contact.

I've always said, even though like I haven't held a traditional job in many, many years

that the next year. you're seriously looking into my ass. Like you're good at making eye contact.

I've always said, even though like I haven't held a traditional job in many, many years,

that the next time I have a job at every, which, you know, God willing, is never.

If somebody says, you know, the classic interview question, what's your biggest weakness?

And it's like, you want to be honest, but you don't want to be like, I suck.

Yeah.

Yeah, I can't do any jobs.

I think I have the perfect answer.

And it actually is my greatest weakness.

I cannot hold eye contact with other people.

It makes me deeply uncomfortable.

I'm glad you agree that you can't do it.

I thought you were about to be like your strength is your eye contact.

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