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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy hump day. First hump day of the new year. I hope everybody's feeling especially humpy. Get your pillow humping saddles because it's Jackie O. Hey, Jax, how you derr? Hey, Koji. I'm Dern good. We are once again, sympathico today. You. You guys, we are not planning this. We're both wearing blue. We're both wearing blue. I told you I keep it cash on a Wednesday. I'm wearing this new cute sweater I got. Some people do casual Fridays. Jackie does. That's when I need to break in my week from all the formality, all the collars. You are wearing a color, but okay. It's a colored sweatshirt. It's like a quarter-zette. And I feel cozy. You look cozy, you look gorgeous. Thank you so much. I love that we're on the same wavelength of blue. Yeah, Cerulean. It's a blue sort of day. You were wearing a sweater handpicked for you, by the people in this room. I love that for me. Yeah. I feel like this actually is what Meredith, whatever her name was talking about, Priestley. Like I'm wearing a blue shirt from Amazon and at one point this blue was handpicked for me by the people in that room. No, and the fact that we think it's a coincidence that we're just wearing this blue when so many decisions and people went into the fact that we're both wearing this blue today. 1,000%. That will go down in history as like one of the greatest reads of all time. That and Portia, I'm... Kenya Moore. No, why can't, why am I having a stroke? Fadra. Fadra to Kenya. Right. So you could have a child. So he could get a Coke.

Like literally,

read of the century.

There's a couple in the Hall of Fame. Oh, of course. Pretty much I would let Gemma know. That's probably number one. Yeah, definitely Hall of Fame. In these parts. Yeah. We could do a whole episode on that. Patreon. About that. Today's Wednesday. we've got great stories. Matthew Comas putting his foot in the celebrity mom saga, officially making it not fun.

What other the stories?

Gwynness on a podcast, that's always good.

Bits and Bob's.

My headline news today of my personal life is that Max is two months old today.

Oh, my God. Okay, let's take a trip down down memory lane. It's funny how you really stop like counting weeks and months when, you know, after like second

baby, third baby, just like count less and less. Um, someone, are you doing pictures? Like,

oh no, I didn't even do those for Harry. I didn't do them either. I started doing them for Harry like the first month, second month, and then I dropped off. And it made me feel really guilty that I didn't do it. And knowing that I would never have done that for a second, maybe third baby, like, why would I do? Like, I'm so, I've forgiven myself. It's a new mom thing. Like if you're going to do it, you're only going to do it with your first. But I'm glad to know you didn't do it either. I didn't do it.

I have a couple pictures for month, one month too. They do nothing for me. Like they're not like I have better pictures that are just like them at the beach. Yeah, like the miles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like to get them to pose on the blanket. Like it's very difficult. It feels very stage mom too.

To remember where you put all like the circles that you're going to put around the

block.

To remember where the blanket is on the day.

Not for me.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm glad.

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