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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Frye, fry, yay, fry derries. We did it, you guys. First week of the new year in the can. I think a lot of people look forward to the first Monday in May. Personally, it's always going to be the first Monday in January for me.

The Monday in January?

Because that means we're back. Yeah. Depending on where the New Year's falls, like we're always just taking off until that first Monday. Until that first Monday. In a couple of years, the first Monday will be January 2nd and that will be the worst January 2nd on the planet. I agree. I just feel like that year, one of us needs to get pregnant, so we're on maternity leave.

Yeah, no, but like the beginning of the New Year is always gangbusters.

This week has been so much fun.

We've been busting the gangs. I agree. I just feel like that year, one of us needs to get pregnant, so like we're on maternity leave. Yeah. No, but like the beginning of the New Year is always gangbusters.

This week has been so much fun.

We've been busting the gangs.

We've been busting the gangs. You're here with me. We're together. Redheads came out last night. Like I said that it would. Nature is healing. Amen to that, sister.

How are you doing?

I'm doing well.

How am I doing?

What did I do last night?

I won't.

I won't. So it was an interesting feat in documentary making because it was the first documentary I've ever seen without any interviews, without any experts. The entire thing was comprised of police body camera footage. Like they told the whole story. It was about this like crazy woman who like lived in this really cute neighborhood with a ton of different kids who were always playing out in the yard, always playing in different yards. It was like this real community and she was this curmudgeon. And anytime the kids would be like even remotely within distance, and she's a renter, by the way. I've heard this story. It was like a two year long, so they literally show all the body camera footage every single time she called the police on these like lovely kids. Every single time. And everyone in the police, all they were in the neighborhood knew about this crazy curmudgeon, she fucking end up killing one of their moms. And the mom was just

like such a fucking real one. I was just very upsetting. And like they were showing us a lot. I don't want to talk about it. Actually really upset me. I was crying. I was crying. Protect your peace. Yeah, I know. I didn't know. I was just like looking for something to watch until Tr because traders is on at 9 p.m.

That's not going to work. Yeah. I'm going to have to get back on our screener shit, you know. Oh, yeah. We should get, wait, I think we do get screened. Yeah, I know because I was waiting up till 9. I forgot about screeners. It's been so long because I want to watch like the Valley Persian style. I fell asleep at 907, so like, no, but I will be watching all three episodes of Traders by Monday.

So if you came here looking for the Traders. Recap, we said Monday. Yeah, we did. We wanted to give everyone the weekend to watch it. But still, stay and enjoy this episode. We're going to have a grand old time. And then your Traders episode comes out on Monday. Yes. I did something crazy last night. Crack? Crazier. Meth. Crazyer. I started a book for fun.

That's insane. That's insane. Like not for the redheads, just for fun to lull myself to sleep.

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