Musical Experience

Hello everybody, it's me, I'm back.

Welcome to the Bitch Bible Podcast.

I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of Blog Turn Podcast, the Bitch Bible.

I hope that my dog licking himself isn't going to fuck with the sound.

He has another yeast infection.

How does a dog get a yeast infection on a bi-weekly basis?

I'm not entirely sure.

But he is scratching, he is licking, he is yeasty.

You're my little yeasty boy.

I lurbit.

Okay, it's getting weird.

I'm in the best fucking mood today, so we are on a real bender together.

Last week I was a little down in the dumps because I recorded my whole podcast twice.

This week I feel like the sun and the moon are in my astrology sign.

It's the month of Leo.

I'm a Leo, Leo's a Leo, despite his yeast infection.

I think he's having a pretty good month too.

He just is applying for his passport.

We're leaving the London in three weeks.

And I can't fucking wait because I am sweating my balls off.

Everyone in Southern California, you can probably relate.

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