Lolly Told Me About a Stolen Walrus D*ck & Marco Rubio's Clown Shoes

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Pigeon shit on my leased car, a stolen 27-inch walrus penis bone from Donkey's Place in Camden NJ, Marco Rubio wearing giant clown shoes in the White House, Baron Trump alien hybrid theories, and why Melania Trump's documentary is one of the worst ever made—this episode of Opie Radio podcast has it all. Raw unfiltered stories from a misty beach and Astoria basement with Ronnie Babes, plus diner gossip at Lolly's (the 80-year-old owner who got her own spot instead of working at Friendly's), Ray Liotta starstruck moments, and Trump shoe-buying rants. Real talk, behind-the-scenes radio vibes, current events comedy, and zero BS. Subscribe for daily unfiltered episodes and drop your wildest diner or theft story below.

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0:00.0	Ba, ba, ba, ba.
0:02.9	Good morning, everybody.
0:04.5	Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast.
0:07.4	I'm at the ocean.
0:08.4	It's a misty, misty beach behind me with giant ocean waves.
0:13.7	You'll see some colors in the distance, hopefully within the next, I don't know, 15 or 20 minutes.
0:19.4	And that's my friend, Ron, Ron.
0:21.2	Ronnie Babes.
0:22.2	He's in a story of Queens.
0:23.6	He's got a wood paneling,
0:25.6	a beautiful, fucking basement apartment with Fernie.
0:29.2	And there you go.
0:30.5	How are you, Ronnie?
0:31.5	Oh, the Patriots shirt.
0:33.4	Oh, gosh.
0:34.5	She's Patriots.
0:35.8	Oh, you got a mug.
0:39.0	Hogwarts.
0:40.2	Hogwarts School.
0:42.3	Why do you have a Harry Potter coffee mug?
0:47.4	Draco, Dormius, Newcomb, Tethalandus. I just fucking did it that's what it says down here I just did some fucking spell I know you did it enough with the stupid I probably turned my roommate into a heterosexual All right there you go And I got the namaste mug.
1:12.4	Namaste.
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