MELANIA doc is a pile of DOG SH*T

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Dog injury nightmare, ripped claw, stairs fall, vet bill savings, Melania documentary review, First Lady movie roast—Opie unloads the raw chaos of Doggy’s bloody paw after a car backfire, the 3AM stair tumble, and paranoid all-nighter checks for internal bleeding. Hilarious bits on three-legged limping, toilet water obsession, and a $154 East End vet miracle that would’ve cost $2K in NYC. Then the brutal roast: Melania’s doc is vapid propaganda—endless wealth montages, zero self-awareness, separate bedrooms on camera, and turning Jimmy Carter’s funeral into her personal sob story. No-BS comedy, current events, celebrity takedowns. Subscribe to Opie Radio for more dog disasters and savage reviews—hit play now!

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0:00.0	Bop, pa, pa, pa, ba, ba, ba, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa,
0:06.5	good morning and welcome to the Opie Radio podcast.
0:10.6	I am, I am live at the ocean bitches, and that's Ron, Ron.
0:15.4	Ronnie Babes, live from Soria Queens with his fern.
0:19.5	He never lets me do a proper intro because he has to start talking right away.
0:23.7	He can't help himself.
0:25.2	And that's why I think I love the man.
0:27.3	But there is Ronnie with his fern.
0:30.0	Good morning, Ron.
0:32.2	Listen, Opie, I yesterday or what's today?
0:37.4	Today's Wednesday.
0:38.3	So Monday.
0:39.8	Monday afternoon.
0:42.1	Right.
0:43.0	Give the big plug for the Tuesday morning show, the big Opeon Ronnie show.
0:48.3	Yeah.
0:48.5	All the things we're going to talk about.
0:50.1	And nothing happened.
0:53.3	And then all the DMs.
0:56.1	What happened now?
0:58.4	What's going on?
1:00.0	Oh, really?
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