Strait of Harmuz SUCKS

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes

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🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Strait of Hormuz crisis 2026: Iran lays mines, closes key oil route, spikes gas prices, threatens global economy — we rant hard on why no backup plan exists after generations of warnings. Plus KC-135 refueling crash Iraq no parachutes military decision kills crew, Netanyahu six fingers devil conspiracy, Epstein Trump Putin connections, Bigfoot Sasquatch interdimensional aliens, flat Earth firmament debate, Ernie Anastos death legendary news blooper, pigeon poop car, overpriced Dunkin munchkins, and wild storytelling tangents. Opie Radio FU Friday live stream unfiltered comedy current events real talk.
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0:00.0	They're both really good.
0:01.7	Ah, all right.
0:03.0	We're starting now, Ron.
0:04.2	Thanks for telling me that right before I hit, you know, start stream.
0:08.9	Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast.
0:11.6	I'm back in New York City, 500 feet above the streets in New York City as the world is ending.
0:16.4	Ron is hanging out with his lover, his fern in a wooded, panelled basement in Astoria Queens.
0:24.5	And we're looking for your FUs today because it's FU Friday.
0:29.2	Good morning, Ronnie, babes.
0:31.4	How are you?
0:33.3	Good.
0:34.2	Good morning.
0:35.7	What's wrong, Ron? What's wrong?
0:40.3	I feel like there's too much ceiling.
0:42.5	Oh, yeah.
0:43.4	Well, there's too much forehead, too, if you want to know the truth.
0:46.4	Maybe you can fix the forehead as you fix the ceiling as well.
0:50.2	That's when you have, well, that's what happens when you have a giant fucking brain.
0:55.2	Well, I relax on the giant brain.
0:57.4	They say if your brain is really big, it's actually a bad thing.
1:00.6	There's a term for that, but I can't say it anymore.
1:03.4	You used to be able to say the water, the water thing when you were talking about heads,
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