LO: To Always Check Who You've Sent The Text To!

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Two Mr Ps in a Pod

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🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Welcome back! Season 9, episode 2 lands with the Mr Ps settling into the new school year. There’s a quick (and pointed) nod to Ofsted’s latest shenanigans, then straight into good news: the live tour is flying thanks to you, wonderful people. Manchester is sold out, more dates are close, and you can still submit anonymous stories that might be read on stage. Thread of the week is a beauty: the worst messages sent to the wrong person. Expect workplace whoopsies, panicked “delete for everyone” attempts, and career-limiting replies. There’s accidental shade fired at bosses, heartfelt texts meant for partners delivered to parents, and autocorrect chaos that turns totally normal updates into… very not-normal ones. Family group chats aren’t safe, emergency features trigger at the worst times, and a few innocent typos escalate faster than a staffroom rumour. From there, there are some fantastic comebacks from students to teachers, teachers to students and students to other students, some brutal, some shocking but all hilarious. As ever, no spoilers—just enough to whet your appetite. 📬 Want your story featured on the pod? Submit it here: 👉 forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 🎟️ Get your tickets for the 2025–2026 tour: 👉 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️ Make sure you grab your tickets for our next tour — it’s our BIGGEST and BEST one yet, coming to venues across the UK and we seriously can’t wait to see you all! 🗓️✨ 📍 Dates & Venues: 🎭 October 2025 18th: Manchester, Aviva Studios 🐝 24th: Rhyl, Pavilion Theatre 🌊 25th: Northampton, Derngate 🏰 26th: Hull, City Hall 🎟️ 27th: Reading, Concert Hall 📚 28th: Exeter, Corn Exchange 🌽 29th: London, Hackney Empire 🎡 30th: Worthing, Assembly Hall 🌅 31st: Guildford, G Live 🎶 🎭 November 2025 1st: Torquay, Babbacombe Theatre 🌴 15th: Belfast, Ulster Hall 🍀 🎭 February 2026 14th: Edinburgh, Queen’s Hall 🎻 15th: Newcastle, Tyne Theatre 🎭 17th: Birmingham, Town Hall 🏙️ 18th: Sheffield, Memorial Hall 🧱 19th: Leicester, De Montfort Hall 🦊 20th: Bradford, St George’s Hall 🏰 22nd: Cardiff, New Theatre 🏉 🎭 May 2026 22nd: Salford, The Lowry 🎨 🎟️ Grab your tickets now at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 🎟️ 👯‍♀️ Tag your teacher crew, bring your mates, and let’s make this tour UNFORGETTABLE! 💃🙌🔥 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Push the boat out, Hund, all the way out to Alaska.
0:05.0	Aldi's wild Alaskan sock-eye salmon steak is Defo bolder in color and tot's richer in flavor.
0:13.0	This bougie beauty is a bit of me.
0:16.0	Go all fancy with with Audi specially selected.
0:34.3	Hello and welcome to episode 223.
0:36.0	Season 9, episode 2.
0:39.4	I have two Mr. Peas in a podcast with me Mr. P. other mr p p welcome back guys for another episode we hope you well hope you're doing all right settled in now
0:44.8	to another hectic uh academic school year which has just been made 50 million times worse
0:51.8	thanks to um our good old friends at Osted.
0:55.7	Now, I'm not going to clog up too much of the podcast moaning about them
1:00.3	because I've made a fair few videos over their announcements.
1:05.3	But, yeah, just absolute charlatans.
1:09.0	Just cannot believe just how to turn deaf and incapable of any self-reflection they are.
1:15.6	And I just think as a profession, we've really just got to stand up and just refuse to continue to take this, just put up with this nonsense from him.
1:26.6	But I'm not going to start on a negative.
1:29.0	Instead, we're going to start on a positive, guys.
1:31.7	We just want to start by saying a massive, massive thank you
1:35.0	to every single person listening to this
1:37.9	who has already bought tickets for our live tour.
1:42.4	So we are back on tour.
1:43.5	We are now four weeks out or four weeks on Saturday.
1:46.6	Yeah, four weeks on Saturday.
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