Living Alone, Ugly Kids & Wild Zoo Controversy

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies dive into everything from zoo scandals to ugly baby fears, all while navigating the chaos of adulthood. We kick things off with the viral Danish zoo controversy asking people to donate their pets as food (yes, really). From there, we spiral into sex talk, STDs, and a wild story about almost defending a roommate with a kettlebell. The girls also debate whether men or women have more holes, unpack childhood trauma, and expose the weirdest family d...

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0:00.0	The Alberg Zoo in Denmark has sparked controversy after asking people to donate, not money or, like, items for the animals, but they're small pets as food for the zoo animals to help imitate the natural food chain of the animals.
0:28.0	We're being healthy, so I'm going to chug a water.
0:32.1	Are we being healthy?
0:34.0	I'm starting with a gorilla mind.
0:35.6	That's the name of my drink.
0:39.1	Holy shit.
0:40.4	Okay.
0:42.8	We're so back.
0:45.3	You meant business.
0:46.3	I know, I have girl in mine.
0:47.0	You chugged a water.
0:51.1	We did our vibration plate that I got, I bought off TikTok shop.
0:52.6	I think I'll get one.
0:54.0	It feels good.
0:57.8	I like when it's itchy because that means it's opening up your circulation.
0:59.6	Yeah, I'm so itchy everywhere.
1:02.6	I have a UTI for sure.
1:06.6	And this is God's wave telling me to stop sleeping with men.
1:09.3	Girls can't give you UTIs.
1:10.1	Yeah, they can.
1:13.2	No, God's just saying, use a condom and fuck whoever you want.
1:16.3	And pee after sex.
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