Chris Silio on Winning Kill Tony’s Golden Ticket, Miami & Dating Blind
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Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade
4.7 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The amount of people that are blown away at just me kind of looking in their general direction while they talk to me is hilarious. They're like, why aren't you facing the wrong way? Like, why? Because I can follow sound. Yeah, yeah. The amount of people that have been like, but you're like talking like a normal person. I'm like, yeah. That's so fuck. It's all I got. The best was one time I had a girl be like, |
| 0:23.7 | so do you know like sign language? Yeah. That's so fucked. It's all I got. |
| 0:25.0 | The best was one time I had a girl be like, so do you know like sign language? |
| 0:26.2 | I'm like, that's not the right one. |
| 0:34.6 | Do you ever worry about like what your parents think about what you say into microphones? |
| 0:36.2 | I didn't until this week. This week a little bit more so. My grandmother called me and was like, that was so good. And she was like, I don't want to talk about the content, but it was really good. Your presence is up there. That's really cute. Okay, so if you guys don't know, this is Chris Silio. We love Chris. He just got a golden ticket on Kill Tony. He's hilarious. We know him from Miami. |
| 0:58.7 | Yeah, he's a good friend from Miami. How are you? Doing good, dude, doing good. You just moved here to Austin. Yeah. And shit's already going. It's going all right. It's going all right. So humble. So humble. Yeah. |
| 1:11.0 | That was so fun. |
| 1:12.0 | That was like getting to like do that room and like kind of do good in that room. |
| 1:17.4 | You know? |
| 1:17.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.3 | You heard like the laughs and like the pops. |
| 1:22.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.9 | That was. |
| 1:24.1 | It was like a tsunami of laughs. |
| 1:27.1 | That's awesome. I've been doing a lot of outdoor mics, so I'm just like getting laughs from far away. Like, hey, just try to catch a laugh. Yeah. Yeah, you got a wave this time. Yeah, this was cool. You surf that shit. You were like dodging sharks. You know, you came out on top. |
| 1:44.9 | It was funny. |
| 2:03.6 | People laughed so hard that at a certain point as a blind guy, you're like, all right, are you, is this, is this too much? No, that means they really liked you. Watching it back, I was like, wow, he just crushed that. And when you came out and said, is this real, I hope this is real. Yeah. Oh my God, I cracked up laughing because it caught me off guard. |
| 2:17.8 | That was funny. It's just what I was feeling. My friends would do that. They would have pranked me. Yeah. Welcome to Austin, bitch. It's a hazing. Yeah, it's a hazing into the Austin community. |
| 2:19.3 | Oh, that'd be so fucked. |
| 2:21.1 | We only haze the blind guy. |
| 2:23.9 | No, I would beat those guys up for you. |
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