Trauma, Therapy & Chuck Norris in a Meat Bikini?? with Jon Carden

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies sit down with comedian Jon Carden (Skankfest, Tammy’s Boy Podcast) for one of the most unfiltered and hilarious episodes yet. We dive into military marriages, cheating, childhood trauma, therapy breakthroughs, and what it means to heal while still laughing at the chaos. From Harry Potter house debates to Jean-Claude Van Damme movies to playing “Super Fight” with Chuck Norris in a meat bikini, nothing is off limits. Equal parts hilarious and hear...

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0:00.0	Okay, so Arnold Schwarzenegger's character, Conan.
0:02.9	Say it again?
0:03.9	Arnold.
0:06.2	Schwarzenegger.
0:07.5	That's close enough.
0:08.0	I can't know.
0:11.0	Arnold Schwarzenegger.
0:12.9	How do you say it?
0:14.1	No, you said it totally normal right there, but like it was funny.
0:18.7	It was almost muffled.
0:20.5	Yeah, yeah. Schwarzenegger. Like, But like, it was funny. It was almost muffled. Yeah.
0:26.9	You're not completely confident in the way you're saying?
0:28.6	I was like, wait, is that his name? So you're like subliminally muting yourself?
0:34.8	Welcome back to two girls, one blunt kind.
0:38.7	We're trying to get the energy there.
0:40.8	We were on a boat yesterday for John's birthday.
0:43.7	Yeah, that was fun.
0:44.8	It was fun.
0:45.3	Happy birthday.
0:46.0	Thank you guys.
0:47.1	This is our good friend John Cardin.
0:49.1	He's a very funny stand of comedian here in Austin, Texas.
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