Paul Rust, Mookie Blaiklock, Craig Rowin

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Attitude-driven Apparel - Paul Rust, Mookie Blaiklock and Craig Rowin join Matt Besser on improv4humans this week. They improvise about losing track of time before attending a clock expo and loyal customers who dislike a restaurant's bizarre new staff. Also, valet drivers go out of their way to cover up locking keys in a car. Later, potential tenants pretend to be Christian to win over an extremely Christian landlord. Sign up for Seeso.com to watch Besser’s new stand-up special “Besser Breaks the Record” and “The UCB Show,” which were filmed live in UCBLA.

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0:40.8	Welcome to improv for humans with me
0:47.2	better we got some
0:50.2	improv all stars on today
0:53.0	Craig growing Mickey Blake clock Paul Rust welcome back to the show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Jinks
0:59.9	Oh, your coke. Jinks. Oh, you look out. That's not my mom used to say in that crazy that that
1:07.3	Has lasted through the years. How did coke land? Jinks. They got sponsored. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
1:13.2	Right back when it was had cocaine in it still yeah back in the studio 54 days
1:18.6	He would say jigs. I'll use some coke
1:22.0	But you know for real you said cocaine in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy, huh? In like the 1800s or something
1:28.0	Okay, I think everything had cocaine a lot of like medicines
1:32.3	So it's just like hey, here's some cocaine. That's what they use for it. We cut to a furniture store back in the old West
1:40.4	How are you doing partner? Can I interest you in something? What are you looking for? Well, I'm just looking around here
1:45.5	I need something for my saddle. Oh
1:49.0	Yeah, it's been worn a little thin
1:51.6	Okay, I'll get you new saddle out here. We got a new saddle
1:56.8	That has cocaine cocaine in it too. So cocaine. Mm-hmm
2:01.6	Now do I need that because well, what's wrong with this saddle is that it's thinned out and hurts my rump when I'm
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