LIVE - San Francisco Sketchfest, Part 2
Voyage to the Stars
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🗓️ 16 July 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:13.6 | Hello voyage to the Stars listeners it's Janet Varnie reminding you that you are about to listen to part two of our very special live episode that we recorded at SF Sketchfest last January of course it features our very special guests Tom Link and Kirsten Vangsness, please enjoy. The Oh yeah. Voyage to the Stars! |
| 0:45.0 | to the Stars! Science entry, Draxil 42.2A. I am the Chief Science Officer, I'm approaching the cave of Princess Grexnar in her chambers. |
| 1:06.4 | I'm here as a cultural anthropologist. I want to collect the information from this extremely fascinating planet and I want to be |
| 1:16.0 | able to preserve it and also take it home and impress my parents but you know that's that's |
| 1:19.8 | beside the point. |
| 1:21.4 | And I'm here to quietly judge your observations. |
| 1:25.0 | Sorry, I'm glad you're my wing lady for this. |
| 1:27.8 | I feel pretty good about it too. |
| 1:29.0 | Okay, great. |
| 1:30.0 | Grackstar, knock, knock, knock knock. |
| 1:31.4 | Oh, oh, I wasn't expecting you at so many eggs on the floor oh you want an |
| 1:37.8 | egg you see I give birth to a lot of kids I'm so sorry I just oh I I'm not I know they're not fertilized. Oh okay so that was just that was fine. Dead it's fine. |
| 1:48.4 | Shams up. Welcome! They made it up or way. What brings me joy? |
| 1:54.0 | I think about that all the time with all these eggs. |
| 1:57.0 | That one brings me joy. |
| 2:00.0 | That one can fuck all the way off. Great, that's a really nice, so that's a cultural tradition to be able to impart or take joy from the surrounding. |
| 2:11.0 | Oh sure, joy all the time. Yeah so joy. There seemed to be some |
| 2:14.4 | molten skins that maybe came off your body. Is that joy up there above your |
| 2:18.5 | bed? Oh see that's what I mean like some of those I love that one I can do without it it's so dry |
| 2:25.1 | that's what I like about Clark he's always after the wetness he's always saying to me |
| 2:30.6 | he's always saying to me |
| 2:32.0 | Grachshinong what's wet are He's always saying to me, Grack's known. |
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