Hello, Voyage to the Stars listeners, it's Janet Varnie coming at you with what I think is kind of a fun special treat, which is that this week you're going to be listening to our live episode of Voyage to the Stars from the last

SF Sketchfest that was in January and it featured our very special guests

Tom Link and Kirsten Bangsness. Enjoy! Oh, Boyash to the stars.

Captain's log, Taco L14.

Well, we're still in space. I've been doing my best to get us back to Earth,

but with my incompetent crew it's a little tough. I've had some pretty

good ideas though I tried to replicate a donut not sure how that would help us get back to Earth, but I did it.

Unfortunately, we're a little low on the old Agua.

I guess we need more water on the ship. little bit of

I guess we need more water on the ship

myself I just prefer Gatorade but I guess we need water so we've located a planet and Sari's told me a little bit about it. It's a swampy planet.

It'll probably have enough water on it and if there's any life forms on there, I'll kill them.

Captain, Captain, are you, can we...

I'm in the middle of a log.

I understand that you always have a stand here while you're doing your log

and it would be a lot better if you maybe did your log in the privacy of your captain's quarters where you use copious amounts of water for your bubble baths.

She's really, yeah. Which is an interesting coincidence since we're low on water?

I don't... Well, I'm the captain of the ship.

You can't be the captain of a ship, if you...

Every nook and cranny hasn't been cleaned by little scrubbing bubbles.

Sorry to interrupt, Captain.

Is that an official earth-sanctioned rule?

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