Voyage to the Stars Special Edition

Anomalous ship, entry X-294A.

Subject, Science Officer Al Rengford. File name, Elsa's decrees. The Boyage to the stars.

Any good space exploration voyage needs an even better crew and for a ship on the wrong side of a wormhole, no one's more important than a science officer, someone to study alien life, intelligently assess dangerous situations, and help chart their way back to earth.

I mean a science officer for this kind of journey would probably need to have advanced degrees in a dozen fields.

Unfortunately for this crew they've got Elsa Rankford and her dozens of half degrees.

Lead science officer Elsa Rankford reporting? I have a lot of knowledge.

I have 10 half degrees I mean technically three of them are two-thirds of a degree.

No, no I have 12 degrees. I forget about the other two because Sephardic poetry just didn't click with me.

I'll go back to it, believe me. I learned enough about

biophysics, nuclear physics. I mean five or six different kind of physics. I lose track all the time.

I have a medical degree. I'm an EMT. I'm a certified actuary as well. So if anybody needs any kind of bills paid or anything, I can help.

Anyway, I am an independent woman who is literally one of the great thinkers of society and I took

embryology for a while I've studied prehistory I have a folklore degree okay

half degree I do have an architecture half degree I even had a t-shirt thing

designed because I did study

Photoshop for about four and a half years. I don't have my networking degree yet but I actually

have a food science half degree so I just discovered the origins of things. You know there's a

thing called a Twinkie? I don't know anything about songs. I haven't gotten to my musicology

degree yet. Oh, do you know I have a degree in old media studies? I was really into the 30s because I like them.

da da da da da da ba!

I did take a redhead course.

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