Live From Turners Falls, MA 2016

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2016

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

"May It Please The Shorts" and "Amphibious Corpus," taped in front of a live audience at Shea Theater in Turners Falls, MA during the 2016 Tour of Live Justice! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn also catch up with friends of the court, Monte Belmonte and Emily Brewster! Plus, the return of Swift Justice and songs from Zara Bode of The Sweetback Sisters!

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0:00.0	This week's Judge John Hodgman was recorded in front of a real-life audience at the
0:06.5	Shea Theatre in Turner's Falls, Massachusetts.
0:12.3	Welcome to the live taping of Judge John Hodgman tonight at the Shea Theatre in Turner's
0:17.0	Falls, Massachusetts.
0:25.1	As the audience knows, Jesse Thorn had to leave to have his goiter, Lansden sucked.
0:33.8	We sent out a call for disputes, and I, your guest bail of Monte Belmonti, will bail
0:38.8	up with the Judge John Hodgman for these disputes here at the Shea.
0:42.4	We have a great show planned composed of Western mass theme justice, so shall we get to it?
0:50.2	Let's bring out our first set of litigants.
0:54.2	Please welcome Matthew and Mary Kate to the stage.
1:06.4	The case may it please the shorts.
1:10.2	Matthew brings the case against his wife, Mary Kate.
1:13.3	She gives him a hard time when he wears a bathing suit or running shorts to sleep.
1:21.7	He thinks this is perfectly fine and would like for her to reserve a judgment.
1:28.0	Who's right?
1:29.0	Who's wrong?
1:31.2	Only one man can decide.
1:33.7	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:54.5	An uncouth dresser, a student wearing a football jersey top, a pair of cut-off shorts and
2:03.4	leather sandals, a typical example of uncouth style.
2:11.4	Simply slipping into a pair of Bermuda shorts is no guarantee that you will look stylish,
2:19.1	strut in a brisk and confident way to complete your style.
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