Live From SF Sketchfest 2020

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode was recorded LIVE in San Francisco! First up is "Night Night Court." Noah is an early-to-bed, early-to-rise guy. His husband Kayden is a night owl. Kayden often stays up until 3 or 4 in the morning playing video games and sleeps in late. Noah wants him to wake up earlier. Then there's SWIFT JUSTICE: Airport pickup methods, an accidentally matching couple, and then a litigant brings a plagiarism dispute against HIMSELF!

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Baylor F. Jessie Thorne.
0:05.0	This week's episode of the Judge John Hodgman podcast was recorded in my hometown, San
0:10.2	Francisco, California, at the beautiful and historic Castro Theatre as part of San
0:17.4	Francisco Sketchfest.
0:20.6	It's a doozy.
0:21.6	Let's go to the stage.
0:23.6	San Francisco Sketchfest, you've come to us desperate for justice.
0:30.9	We're here to deliver it at the Castro Theatre in San Francisco.
0:42.9	Please welcome to the stage Noah and Caden.
0:49.1	Tonight's case, night night court.
0:52.5	Noah Files suit against his husband, Caden.
0:55.6	Noah is an early to bed early to rise, God.
0:59.3	Caden is a night owl.
1:01.1	Caden often stays up until three or four in the morning, playing video games, then sleeps
1:08.2	in late.
1:09.6	Noah wants him to wake up earlier.
1:12.6	Who's right?
1:13.6	Who's wrong?
1:14.6	Only one can decide.
1:15.6	As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and delivers an obscure cultural reference.
1:23.7	Trashy, Brooklyn hipsters attempting and failing at being artsy once again.
1:40.2	Performance art in and of itself is supposed to evoke meaning and emotion.
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