The Sponge Leaver's Wife

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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It's time again to clear the docket! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn talk about pens, wearing shorts in the winter, leaving the sponge in the sink, and group texts. Plus another dispute from Melissa of Episode 394: Juris-diction against her dad, Mark, aka The Zero Coke Guy. Also a note from Rob Riggle about putting on his pants AFTER his shoes and socks!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers
0:06.8	this week clearing the docket. And with me, as always, is the barbecue king of Brooklyn,
0:12.4	New York, Judge John Hodgman. That's not anywhere near. Well, maybe no, now you're
0:18.4	near true. There's a lot of barbecue. Yeah. As soon as I said that out loud, I remembered
0:24.3	that the food trend of Brooklyn eight years ago was barbecue restaurants. Yeah, yeah,
0:29.5	yeah, they realized that if you put a brisket in a smoker for a day, it becomes money. Like
0:36.9	it's like people in Brooklyn will will line up for days to eat Texas style smoked brisket.
0:48.1	And it's not there are so many places now. There is no barbecue king. This is a barbecue
0:53.0	game of thrones over here. There's just so many kings. As we record this, we can see each other
1:00.9	from across the nation thanks to the magic of internet. And you're wearing a fox barbecue hat
1:07.0	from Atlanta, Georgia. There was a gift to us when we performed in Atlanta. That's right. Our
1:12.5	friend Chuck Bryant from the stuff you should know podcast drop by with some really nice barbecue
1:18.4	before our Atlanta show. This is back during the before times when we could meet each other
1:23.4	and eat in front of each other. Yeah, and and hug Chuck Bryant. But that's and by the way,
1:28.7	that's a top that's one of the top hugs. Yeah, it's a dream hug. And he gave us both Fox Brothers
1:34.6	barbecue baseball hats. And I was saying to you before we started recording, I'm quite fun of
1:39.8	it even though it's a low hat. I got I like a hat with a I like a baseball hat with a lot of
1:44.5	height. Yeah, you know, I grew I've 10 gallon baseball hat. Yeah, 10 gal baseball hat because unless
1:50.1	I've got a high hat on, my hair is limp and it looks painted on. And then my round Charlie Brown face
1:59.0	looks terrible. Unless I have a little height on my hat and a little lengthen my beard. And then
2:04.5	I finally have a rectangular face. You're a very handsome guy. You you know what? You're a very
2:10.2	handsome Jennifer Marmer. I can see you as well. Look, physical beauty is nothing compared to who
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