Live From Seattle 2019

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode was recorded LIVE IN SEATTLE! There's the case, "May It Placebo the Court," and Swift Justice cases about making new friends, having tiles shipped to a friend's house, and smart lights. Plus music from Shabazz Palaces! Please note, the music segment of the show contains some strong language. Thank you to Sasha Zucker for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.
0:06.3	This week we're live on stage from Seattle, Washington and the beautiful Neptune theater.
0:12.9	Let's listen.
0:15.9	We sent out a call for disputes and you answered.
0:18.7	We're thrilled to bring you some live justice, Seattle style.
0:24.0	That means...
0:27.7	That means with tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
0:32.1	Shall we get into it?
0:35.8	Let's bring out our first set of litigants.
0:37.8	Please welcome Andy and Avi to the stage.
0:47.0	Tonight's case may it placebo the court.
0:51.2	Andy brings the case against his friend Avi.
0:54.0	He participates in clinical trials through the Cancer Research Center where he works.
0:59.0	Andy is worried about Avi's health and says he should stop being part of these trials.
1:04.0	Who's right?
1:05.0	Who's wrong?
1:06.0	Only one man can decide.
1:08.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and delivers an obscure cultural
1:12.7	reference.
1:14.4	When you're a mother to be, the sea of life is often stormy.
1:19.6	You can smooth that sea with podcasts.
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